A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!