Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?
His mummy.
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
The mummy couldn't finish his Halloween candies. Because he was stuffed.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
A: They keep things under wraps
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
Archeologists say that mummies are very hard to find. Because they're all kept under wraps.
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
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