What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
Egypt his tooth.
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
What type of food do mummies like?
Chicken wraps.
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
Q: What game show did pharaohs like the most?
A: The $20,000 pyramid.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
Archeologists say that mummies are very hard to find. Because they're all kept under wraps.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
The mummy couldn't finish his Halloween candies. Because he was stuffed.
What did the thirsty mummy do?
They put on a thirst aid bandage.
Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?
A pee-ramid
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