What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
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