In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
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