Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
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