What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
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