There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
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