Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.