Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.