What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference