What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
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