What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
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