What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
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