What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
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