What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
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