What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.