What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
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