What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Some people have no guts."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Lazy bones."
"Bone to be wild."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Bugs and hisses."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
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