"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Bone to be wild."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Dying to have fun."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."