What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Bone to be wild."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Lazy bones."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Some people have no guts."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
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