What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Lazy bones."
"Bone to be wild."
"Bugs and hisses."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Dying to have fun."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.