What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Lazy bones."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Bone to be wild."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
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