Don't fear our Skeleton Puns, nobody gets out alive anyway!

"Bone to be wild."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."