Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Dying to have fun."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Lazy bones."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Some people have no guts."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
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