How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Bugs and hisses."
"Bone to be wild."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Dying to have fun."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Some people have no guts."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Lazy bones."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
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