Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
"Bone to be wild."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Lazy bones."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Dying to have fun."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Bugs and hisses."
"Some people have no guts."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
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