Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Lazy bones."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Some people have no guts."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.