Skeleton Puns

Don't fear our Skeleton Puns, nobody gets out alive anyway!

What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"No body won the skeleton race."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Some people have no guts."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Bugs and hisses."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
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