What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Bone to be wild."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Lazy bones."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
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