Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Dying to have fun."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Lazy bones."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Bone to be wild."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Some people have no guts."
"Bugs and hisses."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
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