Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Lazy bones."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Dying to have fun."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Bone to be wild."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Some people have no guts."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
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