Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Bone to be wild."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Dying to have fun."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Some people have no guts."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Lazy bones."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
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