What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Bugs and hisses."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Lazy bones."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Bone to be wild."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Dying to have fun."
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