Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
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