People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.