Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
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