Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
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