People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
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