Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
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