What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
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