Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
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