What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
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