Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
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