What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
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