How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
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