What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Has the abominable snowman called?
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.