How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
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