What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
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