Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
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