I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
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