What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
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