What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
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