Prepare to be bowled over.
We’ll have a ball.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Join us for plenty of play action.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
We’re calling your number.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
All punts are highly intended
The calm before the score
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Football is one habit I will never kick
Beauty is only pig skin deep
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I like your tight end
The goal nine yards
By the seat of one’s punt
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Having a ball
Case in punt
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Calm before the score
I feel tail great!
The huddle is real
Give me some pigskin
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible