Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.