What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.