What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
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