Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?