What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.