Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?