Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
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