What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!