What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
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