What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
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