What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.