What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
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