What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
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