The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
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