Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
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