It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
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