Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
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