Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
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