What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
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