What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
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