What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
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