Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.