Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.