Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
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