What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
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