Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
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