Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?
They had tablets.
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?
With little Caesar's.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome
There were just 30 girls...
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Can't- elope!
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Have you heard about the roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
A Roman walks into a cafe and makes an "X" with his fingers.
He says, "Ten teas, please!"
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony.
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
Which famous Roman suffered from hayfever?
Julius Sneezer.
What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
A rockstar!
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
What does it take to be good at making Greek pottery?
You have to urn it.
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.