"I make pour decisions."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"You're the wine that I want."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"Here for the right riesling."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
"Sip happens."
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"You had me at merlot."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
You’re wine in a million.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"I mead more wine."
"Time to wine down."