What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.