I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.