The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You knead me in your loaf.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"