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Bread Puns

"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
You knead me in your loaf.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?
People kept commenting on his hot buns.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.