My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.