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My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.