I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!