Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Adulting makes me wine."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!