After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
One should always practice what they peach.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.