What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.