Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
We’re a perfect mash.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
I love you a tot!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
I like you a latke!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.