Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.