What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
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