What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”