What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Come witch me to the party.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witch you were here.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.