Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.