What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Witch you were here.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.