Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Come witch me to the party.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.