I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Come witch me to the party.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
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