What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
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