A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Witch you were here.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.