What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
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