What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
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