What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
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