Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witch you were here.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
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