Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Come witch me to the party.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
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