Witches are always wand-ering around…
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Come witch me to the party.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
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