What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Come witch me to the party.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.