Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witch you were here.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
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