Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Come witch me to the party.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witch you were here.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
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