Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Come witch me to the party.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witch you were here.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
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