Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft