Werewolves love their fast food.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
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