How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Live to tell the tail.
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