What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
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