Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
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