What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Live to tell the tail.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
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