What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Live to tell the tail.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.