What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
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