What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Live to tell the tail.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Werewolves love their fast food.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
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