Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Live to tell the tail.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolves love their fast food.
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