What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Live to tell the tail.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
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