What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
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