What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Live to tell the tail.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
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