How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
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