What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
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