What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
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