Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!