What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
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