What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
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