What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
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