Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
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