Werewolves love their fast food.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Live to tell the tail.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
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