Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
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