"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.